Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, beautiful spam. I wish I could get more of it. Talking of which, one of today’s 2788 spam messages offered the following astonishing insight into the male psyche:
“Sexual performance and sperm volume are the most intimate men’s sexual concerns. WonderCum is designed to solve them in a careful, safe and efficient way.
Studies show that a greater sperm volume means more pleasure for both partners. WonderCum increases your fertility and allows you to have multiply orgasms. 100 % natural ingredients – only minerals and herbs – will boost your sperm volume and potency in a safe and natural way. “
I had no idea! Having only been on the receiving end as it were, I never even thought of measuring the output – yes I’m embarrassed to say I never gave it a thought.
Now I know why some men are such plonkers in bed: They simply can’t come up with the required literage.
Well, I’m off to gather herbs. And minerals. As we say in Norwegian: When you have the bridle, you will get the cow. (“Build it and they will cum.”)
I’m a strong believer of quality rather than quantity.
What about you ah-Sin?
Oh I believe that less is more, beige is the new black and impossible is nothing.
Sperm spam? Sounds like intimate emails, or a bunch of people simply shooting the breeze. You know?
How about:
Don’t stand, so close to me!
Ciao!
No doubt, a nice cumload is certainly something sexy. Eat a lot of ham!